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The Derelicts Reports

Timeless victories almost achieved

  • IT’S ALL KICKING OFF…
    • 1. INTRODUCTION: What On Earth Are We Doing Here?
    • 2. In The Zone
    • 3. Origin Of The Species
    • 4. The Most Golden Of Oldies
    • *A Deluded Sweaty Man Writes…
  • MOZZA’S NOVEL
    • HAPPY DAYS…
      • 1. Surreal Men Don’t Cry
      • 2. The Juggler’s Secret
      • 3. The Young Herberts
      • 4. Golden Harp Of The Prophetic Wise Men
      • 5. The Wrong Changing Room
      • 6. The Turd Shovel’s Behind The Posts
      • 7. A Visit To Flossie For Christmas
      • 8. Who Is That Fat Unpleasant Man?
      • 9. Zen, Skip And The Art Of Vets Captaincy
      • 10. Lord Greed: He Shall Not Pass
      • 11. Struggling To Play In Variable Gravity…
      • 12. You Can Stick Your Bread Of Heaven…
      • 13. Well That Went Well…
      • 14. Dear Mozza… You knob
      • 15. Looking As Cheerful As Any Man Could…
    • DARK DAYS…
      • 16. Tis A Scratch… A Mere Flesh Wound…
      • 17. Spandex Ballet
      • 18. Dinosaurs And That Jurassic Lark
      • 19. It’s Behind You!
      • 20. Lucky Undies
      • 21. Digging For Victory With Punchy Mr Oddjob
      • 22. The Cayenne Pepper Incident
      • 23. Buttering Our Parsnips
      • 24. The Ferociously Groomed
      • 25. A Most Unfortunate Injury
      • 26. Nurse… The Morphine!
  • THE TOURS & TRIPS
    • 1. Guernsey: Is He A Hobbit?
    • 2. Poitiers: Apocalypse Neuil L’espoire
    • 3. Dings: On The Road With The Alickadoos
    • 4. Isle Of Man: 101 Damnations
    • 5. A Visit To Halifax, like…
  • IMAGES
    • 1. Some of the old cast…
    • 2. Old Derelicts photos
    • 3. Old match VIDEOS
    • 4. Isle of Man Gallery
    • 5. Early Derelicts Picture Slideshow…
    • 6. Back In The Day…
  • THORNERS THOUGHTS
    • 1. London – Paris – New York – Milan
    • 2. A Captain’s travails

THORNERS THOUGHTS

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