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IT’S ALL KICKING OFF…
1. INTRODUCTION: What On Earth Are We Doing Here?
2. In The Zone
3. Origin Of The Species
4. The Most Golden Of Oldies
*A Deluded Sweaty Man Writes…
MOZZA’S NOVEL
HAPPY DAYS…
1. Surreal Men Don’t Cry
2. The Juggler’s Secret
3. The Young Herberts
4. Golden Harp Of The Prophetic Wise Men
5. The Wrong Changing Room
6. The Turd Shovel’s Behind The Posts
7. A Visit To Flossie For Christmas
8. Who Is That Fat Unpleasant Man?
9. Zen, Skip And The Art Of Vets Captaincy
10. Lord Greed: He Shall Not Pass
11. Struggling To Play In Variable Gravity…
12. You Can Stick Your Bread Of Heaven…
13. Well That Went Well…
14. Dear Mozza… You knob
15. Looking As Cheerful As Any Man Could…
DARK DAYS…
16. Tis A Scratch… A Mere Flesh Wound…
17. Spandex Ballet
18. Dinosaurs And That Jurassic Lark
19. It’s Behind You!
20. Lucky Undies
21. Digging For Victory With Punchy Mr Oddjob
22. The Cayenne Pepper Incident
23. Buttering Our Parsnips
24. The Ferociously Groomed
25. A Most Unfortunate Injury
26. Nurse… The Morphine!
THE TOURS & TRIPS
1. Guernsey: Is He A Hobbit?
2. Poitiers: Apocalypse Neuil L’espoire
3. Dings: On The Road With The Alickadoos
4. Isle Of Man: 101 Damnations
5. A Visit To Halifax, like…
IMAGES
1. Some of the old cast…
2. Old Derelicts photos
3. Old match VIDEOS
4. Isle of Man Gallery
5. Early Derelicts Picture Slideshow…
6. Back In The Day…
THORNERS THOUGHTS
1. London – Paris – New York – Milan
2. A Captain’s travails
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